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Buddy: "Surf. Who is the HM slave here again?"
Buddy: "We are all HM slaves all the time. Get to it."
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMzC3RpYHGg
Buddy: "We are all HM slaves all the time. Get to it."
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMzC3RpYHGg
Start of a mausoleum of some kind. There is an official Heretic map called Mausoleum and it is one of my favorite official maps, but I am not going to do all the "puzzle" stuff.
Throws 120 coins. Gets dumped. :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACQTcpS3JXw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACQTcpS3JXw
Alefgard is a dump! Find out how she did it!
:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev3fq395pbs
:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev3fq395pbs
"Huuuwaaaa-wa-wawa!! Huuuwaaa-wa-wawa!! Wahaaa-huuu-waaaa daaaa-waaaa-kaaaa!! Daaakaaaaa!! Daaaakaaaa-huuuu-waaaaa!! HUUUWAAAAAA-WAWAWAWAAAA-DAKAAAAA!!"
https://youtu.be/ZjVK3kGhsr4
https://youtu.be/ZjVK3kGhsr4
"... Aaand that is about everything that happened since the last time! Yep yep yep! That is me! Keeping track! Mostly keeping track! Kind of mostly keeping track, yep yep yep yeeep!
It is... hard to forget this place. Back then you were maybe around my age now so nowadays... I wonder where you are. I wish I could make out your face better, but I only remember somebody so genuinely happy that he saved a child in the attack. Despite getting hurt so much. ... Look at the spot now! Amaaaazing!! It fully recovered!!
Mmmmmm... Maybe the Shamans are right. Everything eventually recovers in Nature and so should we. While I am not looking... Kinda think that one time you might be here too so... I can at least offer my thanks. Yep yep yep! That is me! Still would like to thank you!
I bet you met all sorts of people if you are still out there!! Running a store sure does bring... basically anyone! I cannot... okay okay okaaaay... I-I-I-I can complain sometimes! Yep yep yep! Like about this one annoying Inquisition lady who buys inks and whatever is needed for document preservation. She JUST CANNOT leave without saying anything on breaking SOME kind of rule! Me? Goddess forbid!! That is me! All legal! Haaaaaaah...
Oh oh oh oooh! There is also this... Archmagia? Wow! Mya? Um... stands around the entrance until I tell her to come in and THEN she puts gold on the counter and expects ME to SOMEHOW KNOW what she wants!? Geeh. But but buuut! I know my regulars! That is meeee! Knowing regulars! It always has to do with magic pets! She then bows for liiike a minute and leaves! There was also this cute cute boy! Real Asterkan charmer! Could not shut up either! Just like me!!
Hmmm... What eeeelse? Oh oh oh! That is right! I cannot keep up with the city much, but something is going on. The Orders... They sometimes seem fatigued. Like... Crystana is the only place they can realistically defend anymore...
It is... hard to forget this place. Back then you were maybe around my age now so nowadays... I wonder where you are. I wish I could make out your face better, but I only remember somebody so genuinely happy that he saved a child in the attack. Despite getting hurt so much. ... Look at the spot now! Amaaaazing!! It fully recovered!!
Mmmmmm... Maybe the Shamans are right. Everything eventually recovers in Nature and so should we. While I am not looking... Kinda think that one time you might be here too so... I can at least offer my thanks. Yep yep yep! That is me! Still would like to thank you!
I bet you met all sorts of people if you are still out there!! Running a store sure does bring... basically anyone! I cannot... okay okay okaaaay... I-I-I-I can complain sometimes! Yep yep yep! Like about this one annoying Inquisition lady who buys inks and whatever is needed for document preservation. She JUST CANNOT leave without saying anything on breaking SOME kind of rule! Me? Goddess forbid!! That is me! All legal! Haaaaaaah...
Oh oh oh oooh! There is also this... Archmagia? Wow! Mya? Um... stands around the entrance until I tell her to come in and THEN she puts gold on the counter and expects ME to SOMEHOW KNOW what she wants!? Geeh. But but buuut! I know my regulars! That is meeee! Knowing regulars! It always has to do with magic pets! She then bows for liiike a minute and leaves! There was also this cute cute boy! Real Asterkan charmer! Could not shut up either! Just like me!!
Hmmm... What eeeelse? Oh oh oh! That is right! I cannot keep up with the city much, but something is going on. The Orders... They sometimes seem fatigued. Like... Crystana is the only place they can realistically defend anymore...
One person's trash is another person's 120 gold worth of goods :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujlKdygRGgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujlKdygRGgE
"Fch-fch-fchrrrr fch-chrrrr buweeeep-peeee-fchrrrr!! Chrrr-frrrr-beeeepeee-chrrrr!! Krrch-krrrch-KRRRCHRRR!! KUCHRRRR!!"
https://youtu.be/a_XNNdo6yyg
https://youtu.be/a_XNNdo6yyg