
sheep pal
Jan 16, 2015
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uhehehehe, it's a rude sheep pal.
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When I was visiting the farm my grandparents own in Mexico (I was like, 8), I was sitting on a bench next to a pen filled with goats. My dad was sitting next to me, and so was his dad (in other words my grandpappy :P ) and they were talking to me about how rude goats can be and how vicious they are in the wild. Suddenly, one of them just appeared behind us where the pen was. He was breathing down our necks through the fence.
I jumped up from my seat because he startled me. Both my dad and granddad chuckled at me and said "Don't worry, he can't harm us". Immediately after saying that the goat just spat his phlegm all over us and made a stupid goat noise like "BLEEEGGHHH". Fucking asshole. It was funny though.
I know this is about a sheep and my story was of a goat, but eh, when else am I going to bring up that story?
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