"It all started with a spiky metal ball in 4657, or perhaps, I should use the year 1959. I saw it while tending to the fields. It streaked low over the horizon and crashes into several craters far off. Jade wouldn't let me go, not without an entourage. He called several of the oswala and together we trekked across the desolate moonscape and found it. A metal ball with spikes. A man made device, Jade ascertained. If they were sending machines soon they would send themselves, and he thought we should prepare ourselves.

He dispatched the oswala to earth through the fissures -- tiny cracks in the universe that let the rabbits wiggle through and cross from the mortal to eternal realms. They could sniff their way to the earth. The oswala returned with a device called a 'radio.' Of course, the rabbits didn't know that, nor did I. The machine told us itself once we powered it with a rabbit wheel. What an amazing device it was! It told us news of the world below. It sang! Komm, gib mir deine hand! Even Jade danced to it and he would usually grumble over such nonsense. We learned that they were sending rockets into the black sea..."

-Excerpt from the Diary of Chang'e.

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