The Future Of Dieting
Feb 12, 2014
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Oreos should come individually wrapped. As soon as you have a fat stack of Oreos, you know what’s going to happen! It just like those thin mint girl scout cookies. They come in sleeves. SLEEVES! I just keep popping them out one after another and eat the whole thing like a sleeve of Ritz crackers. What? You don’t eat Ritz a sleeve at a time?
…um …neither do I.
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::looks up from half-eaten box of Ritz:: Psht, uh, no? ::pushes empty Oreo packaging under the bed::
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