WOW, HELLO PEOPLE.

So – I think at this point it’s very safe to assume that most of you new readers know us from Natasha Dancy’s amazing comic Tethered – which we’re in the middle of doing a guest comic for right now! If by some crazy chain of events, you’re reading this and also haven’t ever heard of Tethered, you need to check that out like ASAP. Here’s a link for you - (http://tapastic.com/series/Tethered-Webcomic). Don’t worry, I’ll wait… *twiddles thumbs* …I know. I KNOW. It’s awesome, right?

Okay so now you’re all caught up. Some quick sappy stuff – thank you to those who’ve been following us all along, and thank you to the people who just decided to check us out, and thank you, thank you, thank you Tasha for being just the coolest in general.

ALRIGHT I KNOW I KNOW – you’re like – “ugh, Red, when are you gonna get to the stupid unrelated tangents?” I’M SORRY. I AM GETTING THERE. HERE YOU GO.

So last Friday I got a cat. That’s a thing that happened. I went to the shelter looking for a dog, and I left with a cat. A cat that thinks she’s a dog, because – I dunno – that seems like a confused enough animal to be able to roll with me. You wouldn’t believe it, but I got some serious slow blinks from the people at the desk when I was like: “Huh, none of these dogs are doing it for me. …You got any cats?” Apparently that’s not a line they hear often. Can’t imagine why.

Ok so, I’ll see you guys next — oh, oh. Yeah you’re right reader, I should probably react to what’s going on in the page right now. *always will be bad at this* Okay. Uh. I’ll try: OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIII-

– [RED]