*Lightsaber Noises Intensify*
Sep 25, 2022
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Ok, hear me out - a Star Wars reboot, but all the humans are droids/robots and vice-versa. C3PO would be almost identical, except slightly less shiny, but imagine someone shuffling around making R2-D2 noises for no reason. Genius!
The burning question is: where does this leave Darth Vader? I will leave that to your fertile imaginations (fan art is encouraged).
Oh, and it goes without saying that all lightsabers would be as above - robo-penises. Even the now-human characters would have some sort of prosthetic - imagine how spectacular the General Grievous fight would be!
Now, please excuse me whilst I put together a pitch for Disney...
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