Charlotte: 45
Jan 14, 2016
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Oh man,
Guys. I am coming down with some bullshit. I don’t know what it is. But it is bullshit. I almost smothered myself in my pillow and twelve comforters last night just trying to just stop shivering.
And now I have to go back to work for an evening meeting. I’m gonna sneeze on literally everyone. Right in their dumb mouths while they’re talking to me. Then I’m gonna laugh at the terror in their eyes. Then I’m gonna wipe my nose on their sleeves. And then I’m going to pass out. On them. All of them.
Grumpily yours,
– [RED]
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D: Oh no! Quick drown yourself in the Quils (day/night) and get well soon! ♥
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