Hamburger Hell
Dec 04, 2013
Creator
Hamburger Helper. Or should I type “Hamburger Hell?” I am not sure, & don’t know if I should go back & edit this paragraph. Anyhow, if the old expression is true & our bodies really are temples, then choosing to let Hamburger Helper into your body is the equivalent of letting a sick feral wino take a shit on your temple floor & then keel over & die on it. Of course I’m exaggerating about my ability to exaggerate, because I am NOT exaggerating & am literally the worst person in the whole universe at exaggerating!
So, in summarization, Hamburger Helper is really a "give up" meal & I resent limited liability corporations telling me what substances should fuel my mind & body & soul. Hey Hamburger Glove, shove it up your glove hole please!
Recommendation for you
Recommendation
Long Exposure
LGBTQ+ 2.3m likes
Recommendation
Vamp Sabbath
Mystery 380.2k likes
Recommendation
Heartstopper
LGBTQ+ 6.7m likes
Recommendation
Out of the Blue
Romance 2.4m likes
Recommendation
Strange and Wild
BL 513.8k likes
Recommendation
Humor me
Slice of life 2.8m likes
Feeling lucky
Random series you may like
4.3k views9 subscribers
Comments (0)
See all