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Thomas Gainesborough. The Blue Boy. c. 1770.

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Thomas Gainesborough. The Blue Boy. c. 1770.

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Well hey there it's me, Todd—your dream come to life! Won't take my word for it? Fine fine then—I guess I need to spell it out for you that I am A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!! I guess you can say I'm a bit of a fashion maven—looking good is what it's all about! I've been told I'm gayer than a handbag full of rainbows, flashier than a drag queen's Christmas tree, and deep as a puddle of leftover syrup after a pancake breakfast. Not sure what exactly that last one means but it must be A-M-A-Z-I-N-G because I LOVE pancakes! Maybe—just maybe—I'll order some for us one morning ;)

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Artistic LIEcense

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A collection of out-and-out lies about what's happening in famous works of art.

WARNING: The anecdotes you are about to read are vicious lies! Please do not cite any of the hooey you read here in a paper or you will have to go to summer school while everyone else is at the beach!

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