I should make a decision. Which God or Goddess should I pair up with?
There is no way I can survive this game of Wolf Among Sheep without a partner. I am a spellcaster, not a Spartan!
My first choice might be Aphrodite. She is what my more modern followers would call 'chill'. Not to mention, she is also my drinking buddy.
Heh? Dionysus?...
Augh.
It's true, when you want someone to throw a decent party, he is your go to God. He knows where to get the best wine, even those lost in time, and essentially has a Wine fountain hidden in the dimension of his pocket.
Oh, if he collaborated with Hestia's food.... My diet would surely be killed.
... Sh8t. Focus Hecate! Focus!
In the end, if given a choice - I would not work with Dionysus.
Simply put, you can only handle so much drunken testosterone.
... Good, you and I are on the same scroll. Thank you.
Aphrodite would be my go to Goddess. Like I said, she's 'chill'.
... Also, I think I feel obliged to help her.
In part of this experiment, we 'crew' gods not only have to survive - but we also have to complete a series of puzzles that are laid out all over Olympus.
Labyrinth where we have to sort maze monsters from smallest to largest; rotate the world on Atlas' shoulders the right way; put the collar on Hades' Cerberus; complete Archne's spider silk loom;--
Oh god I forgot...
Sword Swipe the Hydra's heads...
...F88k.
................................ Yeah no, Aphrodite is useless when it comes to Puzzles.
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