What to do if a person tries to teach you the ways of love
1.) Run
2.) Accept it
3.) Say "Beep this Beep i'm out. *stick up middle finger after*
4.) say " Not today Satan" then run
5.) say " I don't believe in love"
What to do when a friend slaps you
1.) scream "Abuse"
2.) Slap 'em back
What to do if someone hits on you
1.) Roll your eye's
2.) say "i'm not interested"
4.) *If you like them* flirt back
5.) act a fool so they lose interest
6.)RUN!!!
What to do if your hungry
EAT OBVIOUSLY ! ! !
Now go get a job or go to your cabinet and get yourself some food ! ! ! !
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