When I got my head to focus again I was in a dark grey space it was empty I was on the floor so I stood up trying to focus and I felt Kitty batting my face "Ohh good your okay sweetie, any idea where we are?" I ask but nothing a usual so I sat up picking up Kitty in my arms and cuddling her as I stood up I saw a signpost so I went over it had one little sign pointing left
'To Emvirgo' it read
"What is this place Kitty?" I ask giving her a pet
"Well sorry to tell you dear boy but you happen to be dead" I heard a voice say I looked down and saw a little house build into the bottom of this signpost out of the house came a tiny man
"Dead?" I ask
"Yes Rather Untimely I'm afraid you and your pretty pussycat" he laughed "Name please?" He asked getting a book from the little houses window sill and flicking through pages
"Thomas" I answer
"Thomas what?" He asks
"Just Thomas" I shrug putting Kitty on the floor and kneeling down close to this little man
"Just Thomas... Just Thomas... Ohh Son of Mark and Tasha?" he asks
"Yeah" I sigh
"Oh so your-" he began
"Can we just stick with Thomas? Please" I interrupt
"Alright, what's this sweet little things name?" he asked
"Ohh Kitty" I laugh
"Thomas... and Kitty, ahh hear you are" He smiles "Course, well you got your two decisions" He says
"Two? But the sign has one post?" I ask a little puzzled
"It has two you thunder Head" he laughs pointing up and I saw it had another pointing sign
"when did that get there?" I ask in panic
"Its always been there you just went looking for it" he shrugs I looked and noticed it read
'to the dammed' I was very puzzled again having to put Kitty in my lap as she was trying to batt at this tiny man
"can you explain to me what's going on please? I'm very confused" I ask
"sure, well you and your pretty kitty are dead now, this Is a little place we call the crosswalk, you go left for limbo you go right for hell" He explains
"what about heaven?" I ask him
"Ohh trust me kid only the sweetest softest little show-offs every get into heaven" he explains "Besides can't get to heaven so exclusive they banned any indirect travel" He explains "so make up your mind" He says
"so I either go to limbo and be stuck in a pointless void for all eternity or hell and be tourchered for all eternity" I ask
"No no no, you have a kitty you'll do fine in hell likely get working as a guard or a torcher specialist, cats are the guardians of the underworlds don't you know" He explained
"Can't I just stay here?" I ask him
"No! And take my job! You young whipsnazers always thinking of yourselves I got a family to feed!" He complains
"I'm sorry, I just don't know what to do, its a big decision where to spend all eternity" I sigh
"Well you could try option three there son?" He suggests
"Option three?" I ask and he pointed up and the sign had another post
'Back to Life' it read
"Life? I could go back?" I ask
"well yes its a long travel might take a couple earth years but yeah you can do it, go though all Nine Hell levels, the Hell gate, Greed, gluttony, lust, sloth, wrath, Envy, Pride and then the main man himself" He explains "Then its just a left at her cave and staight on back to earth" he explained
"Her Cave?" I ask
"Her Cave? You mean human's havent been taught that?" he asked and I shave my head "Her cave, the Tenth Level of the underworld declared for only the worst ever, left to rot for being to extream, have your religious leaders not been passing this on?" he asks
"Not really they mainly just fight each other over who's right about what order things come in, and the date of easter" I shrug
"My god I'm happy I left earth so long ago" he Sighed
"Honey, Dinner" a voice called from the little house
"Well make your mind up kid, wifey's made pot roast tonight" he smiled going inside is little house I sat thinking for a while I do want to go back I guess the whole way though hell doesnt seem to hard, I was a little curious though looking in though the tiny window the tiny man sat at a wooden table with a little wife and children,
"How odd?" I say more to myself "Well come on then Kitty, best get started" I sigh getting up and heading off though this grey void in the general direction the sign had pointed me
"Wait Thomas!" the little man called
"what is it?" I ask
"keep Away from her door!" He yelled
"Okay" I shrug a little confused why he said that but going off with Kitty following close behind me.
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